FA1000-62-85A1-0024A Datasheet, PDF (8/18 Pages) Glenair, Inc. – The Glenair Eye-Beam™ Fiber Optic Revolution

Fiber optic interconnect systems are serious business at Glenair. But
that doesn’t mean we don’t know a good time when we see it–Like these
cool fiber optic related technologies available only to today’s most
discriminating shoppers.
Fiber Optic Party
Blouse: Designed around
well-established scientific
principles first pioneered
with bugs, this high-fashion
garment takes its inspiration
from Shakespeare’s Merchant
of Venice, “thus hath the
candle singed the moth.” The
attractive, fiber optic-illuminated
blouse is guaranteed to attract
men (homo erectus stupidius)
prone to dangerous temptation
and calamitous downfall.
Comes equipped with two,
double-D batteries.
Fiber Optic Pumps: The perfect accessory
for blind-dates with dark strangers, these fiber
optic enhanced stiletto pumps are also suited
for evenings out when you really want to see
and be seen—such as a White House reception
or that first meeting with your fiancée’s parents.
These attractive high-heels come equipped
with your choice of popular audio “click-n-hear”
recordings, such as Crime Mob’s “Rockin’
Stilettos” or The Bats “Shoeshine.”
Fiber Optic Finger Wagger: Say Dad, the next
time you need to wag your finger and say “I told
you so” to that no-good son of yours, why not
slip on a pair of Fiber Optic Finger Waggers
and really get your point across! Made from durable
nylon and laced with powerful fiber optic technology,
the “Wagger” is sure to get junior’s attention. Poke
him in the eye for added effect!
Fiber-Optic Cavity Search: Airport security professionals
the world over heralded the arrival of new full-body scanners
and enhancements to the pat-down process. But technology
marches on! Introducing the latest in intrusive, over-reaching,
government run, airport security: the fiber optic “CaviScan.”
Using proven optical examination technology pioneered in
endoscope and borescope devices for the medical industry, the
CaviScan brings heightened (level-orange and up) security
capabilities to even the smallest regional airport. Best of all,
the CaviScan is safe for all ages and requires little or no
formal training to use.
Fiber-Optic Invisibility
Cloak: Old fashioned invisibility
technology is passé and only mildly
attractive. But cutting-edge invisibility
technology developed in Japan is both
provocative and potentially quite
useful. Potential uses of the emerging
technology may include invisibility
gloves that allow pie-eating contest
participants to enjoy an unobstructed
view of their pie, or invisibility curtains that allow shut-
ins to see outdoors even when the shades are drawn.
Fiber Optic “Cher Lounging Wig”: For
those evenings when you just want to stay at home
and read a good book, the Cher Lounging Wig*
fits the bill. Designed for casual comfort, the Cher
brings a soft, warm, glow to “dress-down” evenings at home when “relaxed and
comfortable” is the order of the day. You’ll find the understated elegance of the
Lounging Wig is perfect for those occasions when “you don’t really care how you
look, but still want to see where you are going.” *lounging wig not endorsed by Cher.
Fiber Optic Vocaloids: Inspired by the band Milli
Vanilli--that fans sadly discovered could not sing—the
fiber optic generated Vocaloid solves the problem of
lead-vocalists who cannot dance or are too unattractive
to perform successfully on stage. No longer will fans be
subjected to aging or otherwise unattractive images of their
favorite vocalists at “live” concerts. The surprisingly lifelike
cartoon Vocaloid does it all: singing, dancing, political
commentary, you name it. And the Vocaloid never gets
tired, never demands a new contract and never gets strung
out on addictive drugs.
Fiber-Optic Toothbrush: Ever wish
you could both brush and admire your teeth
at the same time? Then the “OptiClean”
Fiber Optic Toothbrush was made for you.
Constructed from sturdy hypoallergenic
plastic and approved by the American Dental
Association (not
really), this fiber optic
illuminated tooth
brush is a Candle-
Power juggernaut,
emitting over 300
Lumens per radiated
Watt throughout
the teeth cleaning
process.*
*OptiClean is not intended for
use by children and is known
to have caused blindness in
laboratory tests.
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